Writing (Selected)
The New Yorker - Magazine
Lesser-Known Rejection Stories
The New Yorker - Daily Shouts
I Believe Marriage is a Sacred Union
Socially Responsible Things to Shout After Winning the Super Bowl
Wireless Printers and Other Myths cowritten with Caitlin Kunkel
Wedding Rings for Real Men cowritten with Felipe Torres Medina
Welcome to Netflix World cowritten with Felipe Torres Medina
The atlantic
MCSweeney’s INternet Tendency
A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Super Bowl LIV Fan Edition
A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Election Edition
Hemingway Writes The Baby-Sitters Club
Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue cowritten with Felipe Torres Medina
Sorry But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown cowritten with Felipe Torres Medina
I’m Resigning Because the Response to My Box Of Scorpions Has Become a Distraction cowritten with Felipe Torres Medina
Reductress
SELF.COM
My Boyfriend and I are Splitting the Cost of my IUD