A Guide to Midwestern Conversation - The 11th Most-Read Piece of 2018

Sorry But I Don’t Think Attending Professor Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown - written with the incomparable Felipe Torres Medina


My Boyfriend and I Are Splitting the Cost of My IUD


The Actually Terrible Things That Happen at "Fat Camp"


My writer's page on Reductress

5 Female Trailblazers Who Are Also Cute Goddamn Them

Women's Autobiographies That Make Unparalleled Success Seem More Relatable

5 Colored Power Suits that Say 'If I Were a Man I Would Have So Many Solar System Ties' 

5 Rompers That Looked Like Dresses on the Rack

Is He Flirting With You Or Does He Really Not Know How to Make a Strawberry Banana Smoothie?

Check Out These 6 Unique Engagement Rings, Scott

Quiz: Does This Dress Really Look Fabulous On You or is Stacia Working On Commission

Personal Brand Guidelines If Your Name is Kendall and You're Good With People

I Got Rid Of Everything That Reminded Me of Matt Except These 14 Things

4 Hats That Say 'I Thought I Could Handle a Lob But I Was Wrong' 

Show Him You're Not Like Other Girls By Being a College Lineman

4 Sneakers that Say 'I Wear Pigtails Whenever I Sports'

Statement Necklaces that Say 'This Is A Super Boring Shirt'

Fine, If You're Not Going To Share Our Facebook Memories, Then I Will

The Perfect Apology to Inspire His Apology

The Cutest Shoes to Leave by the Door of Francine's New Apartment

Is Teach for America Right for Me Or Should I Just Marry Trent

5 Hedge Funds to Bring Up On Your Next Date With Finance Josh


That's A Beach Body (Sketch)

Jill Kargman Tries to Sell a House In the Suburbs (I assoc. produced and contributed punch-up jokes to this piece that Evan Altshuler wrote!) 


Other Rules for Men on the Campaign Trail

A Quick Pep Talk Before Our Meeting with the CEO

2nd Grade Report Cards of Beloved Literary Characters

I Know It’s Crazy…But My Fiancé is Also My Best Friend

The Daily Itinerary of Me, 40 Pounds Lighter

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Plays Marry, Fuck, Kill 

The Daily Itinerary of THE BIRTHDAY GIRL

We At The White House Would Like To Remind You That First Is The Worst And Second Is The Best

It's Me! The New Female Character in This Sci-Fi Show! Here to Ask Clarifying Questions!

Points in case

Who Do You Like More? The Country or Hispanics? Written with Felipe Torres Medina